An ‘extremely credible source has called my office and told me that they wanted to show me The Donald’s returns. I know a lot of you will want to know the source. I’ll answer that question at the right time. I just don’t want to answer it yet.

I immediately got in contact with @RealOmarSherriffJoeSchmo with his successful Clown Car Posse investigation to determine if they were a fake.

I was worried the tax returns “cannot survive judicial scrutiny” because of “phantom numbers”.

But they’re real. Believe me.

I have people who have been studying his returns and they can’t believe what they’re finding. He spent $2 million in legal fees trying to get away from this issue, and if it weren’t an issue, why wouldn’t he just solve it? I wish he would because if he doesn’t it’s one of the greatest scams in the history of politics and in the history, period.

And it’s not just me-many people are saying he should have released his returns himself. Via @Breitbarf–why doesn’t The Donald release his returns?

Furthermore I’ve decided not to apologize for on the so-called “tax-return issue” and–take the offensive! As I’ve said, many, many times…I really wanted him to show his returns. I knew there was something on those returns that he doesn’t like.

Even though The Donald is petrified of the tax return issue, and continues to go on the offensive himself, he started it by not releasing the long form of his taxes. Don’t blame me.

And not for nothing- amidst all the HRC health hoopla the media has gone silent on his tax returns. Double standard!

I know The Donald is going to HIT BACK AT MY TAX RETURN RANT and point out that I USED TO BE A LOT MORE INTELLIGENT. It’s a real problem.

People should be proud of the fact that I got a hold of his returns, which I miraculously found. It should surprise no one they were hidden in a book.

Anyway…although I would like to give you a closer look at his returns, I can’t because he has more lawyers than I.

Always remember, I was the one who got to see The Donald’s tax returns, or whatever they were! I feel I’ve accomplished something really, really important, and I’m honored by it. You have to ask the Presidential Candidate, why didn’t he do it a long time ago?…It is rather amazing that it all of a sudden materializes.

But now I’m off that subject. Period. I finished it. You know what I mean. You know what I mean.